My ex-boyfriend Johnny is being so mean to me at the moment! I got a text from him like an hour ago saying…
Saw the pictures on your blog…
So I texted him back…
So?!?
And he sent back…
I have way dirtier photos of you than that. I might post them on the internet.
How mean is that? So I told him…
Don’t you dare you bastard!
And he was just like…
Serves you right
For what? Grrrr! I hate men!
Anna was round my house a while ago and she took some pictures which were a little “suggestive” shall we say 
. We found them today so I thought I would post them.
Ok, a few people have asked why my blog is called Sarah Jones Naked.
The answer is, because it’s funny :p.
No, seriously though, I wanted my blog to be an honest insight into my life. I hope it is. It probably isn’t as much as I would want it to be but I try my best. So that’s what it is. It is my life story, naked and unedited. As Britney said, can you handle my truth? :p.
Turns out the fun we had in the park the other day wasn’t my own drunken mistake of the week 
.
Went out to drown my sorrows last night and was dancing with this cute guy. I’d had loads to drink but I thought I was alright then next thing I know we were back at his place for some reason and he was standing over me with his cock out.
Well, I couldn’t really say no then could I? He was already pretty hard so I just had to give it a quick squeeze before it was rock, then I slipped it into my mouth and began to tickle it with my tongue. It took ages, normally guys cum in like 5 minutes but I was sucking him up and down for ages. I think it was because he had suck a big cock, it was almost pushing against the back of my throat!
After that he was just like, “yeah, you can sleep on the sofa if you want” and went to bed. What a bastard. Probably shouldn’t have done that .
Missed a deadline today . Thought it was tomorrow so I haven’t quite finished yet it. Should have it done by like 5pm though then I can go drown my sorrows tonight.
Turns out I got up to a little more than I remember in the park. And Anna took photos of it too!
